Actual Cannibal Escape

You and your friends are lost on a dark night. Out of the corner of your eye you spot a strange man, covered in blood and eyeing you hungrily. In your panic, you realise they look familiar - but you can't place from where you know them, or who they are. Your goal is to evade the Actual Cannibal, and find your means of escape if you want to survive.

A one-page RPG about esaping from an Actual Cannibal. Inspired by "Shia laBeouf" by Rob Cantor and Goat Crashers by Grant Howitt.